

The North American School of the Artsy and Somewhat Musically Inclined, our completely imaginary music school, offers these fine honorary degrees, carefully imprinted by our electronic calligrapher, Miss Angie.
It's printed in several colors on high quality paper, is embossed with the official seal of the school
Pick the name of your choice, the accomplishment which you are honoring, and the date, and she'll do the rest.
Our favorite accomplishment ever was "French Horniness," whatever that meant, but you can pick anything you like, as long as it does not offend Miss Angie, a person of high standards and considerable decorum.
Price includes shipping anywhere in the USA, and the degree comes with a complete explanation of our school's crest.
We'll add a couple of dollars for orders shipped outside the USA. Either way, we'll ignore the shipping charge included on the order form, unless you order other merchandise to accompany the degree.
Allow us 2 days for processing this item, please.
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